I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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