My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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