You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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