But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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