Well douche your snatch and let's go!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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