Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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