i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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