ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I hope mine doesn't look like that
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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