Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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