I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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