do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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