Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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