do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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