he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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