I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
