I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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