I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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