Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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