NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So vagazzling was a success
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