That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
you told grandpa to call you daddy
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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