Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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