Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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