Cold hands, warm shart.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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