So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
