Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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