just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
