All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I didn't shave. On purpose
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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