We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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