margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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