take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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