You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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