Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
