whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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