Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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