Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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