So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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