Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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