genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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