the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
did i just pee glitter
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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