we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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