Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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