i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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