Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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