why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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