how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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