A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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