i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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