dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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