Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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