I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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