Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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